Jesus is a Cunt!

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Preface:
Within this section, the words "JesusIsACunt.com," "JesusIsACunt," "we," "I," and "us" refer to James Neath, who holds the right to transmit on JesusIsACunt.com (the "Site") all of the materials contained in the Site. The word "Materials" refers to any word, sound, image, file, data, or anything else contained in or generated by the Site. All content on JesusIsACunt.com is protected by federal copyright laws. Ownership and copyrights to all content on JesusIsACunt.com is retained by the creator(s). Inquiries regarding ownership of specific pieces of content may be made by contacting us. When you use JesusIsACunt.com you are agreeing and consenting to these terms and conditions of use that we, at our sole discretion, may change in any way at any time. Your consent to these terms and conditions is herein described as the "Agreement." Thus you should read them with care and, from time to time, re-read them. If we make any changes, your continued use of JesusIsACunt.com signifies that you agree to them. So there.

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